Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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