- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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