Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why was Mr. Smith always so sad at the block party? His uncle molested him as a child, when he was 10 he finally told his mother. His mother and father later fought if they should tell the police, the mother wanted him to go to jail, and the dad didn't want to ruin his family because the uncle was his brother, and the uncle had children. Right before his mother would call the police his father stabbed her in the back, mr smith saw what happened. Him and his father hid his mothers body and mr smith"s dad told him if he tells anyone about this he will kill him. Years later when mr smith was 13 he went on drugs to ease the pain, he later became an addict, and dropped out of school. He know suffers from depression and has killed all 3 of his wives. He is wanted in many middle eastern countries. So when ever he goes to sleep he has the same dream were him mom offers him pot and right before he gets it his dad stabs her in the back. So know mr smith is sad at the block party because he will kill himself later tonight.

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what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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