- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I'm tired.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

8

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Chlamydia

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??