Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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I'm rick james bitch

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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