- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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