- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

Yo Mama just died.

So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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