- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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