Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

poo

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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