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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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