What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

BIG MAC'S

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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