A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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