- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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