What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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