- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

roses are red poo is poo

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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