- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

all these jokes are horrible now

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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