- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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