A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

woman's rights

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

sky silverstein

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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