- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why are white people white? I don't know

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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