- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

I'm so punny.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

"hey do you know the date" "58"

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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