- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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