- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Albino African Americans

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

The cream, it is coming

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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