They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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