Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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