"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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