Barack Obama is a good president.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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