Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

A dog was barking at a tree

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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