- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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