- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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