What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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A man was shot. He died.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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