- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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