I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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