A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Here come the elephants over the hill!

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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