- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Knock knock. Its open.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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