- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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