- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

asians have slitted eyes lol

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

You are joking right?

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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