- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Canadians

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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