A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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