What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Anti Joke

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