Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

asians have slitted eyes lol

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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