A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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