- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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