Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Knock Knock! F*ck off

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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