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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

womens rights.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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