- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

womens rights.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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