- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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