And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

womans rights...

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What's 1+1? 69.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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