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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

antonis sister is mighty fine

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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