- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

One, two, three, four and five

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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