- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Where's my tractor?

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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