- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

women's rights.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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