How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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