Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

9/11 my birthday

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Dumbledore dies.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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