- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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