Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

penis. nuff said.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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