What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Gus's mom

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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