- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Chuck Norris.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

why did the blue berry cross the road

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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