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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

call me maybe.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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