- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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