- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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