A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

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Vagina Boob

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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