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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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