A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

george goodburn is secretly mexican

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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