Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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