An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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A pope meets another one

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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