- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

here's a joke... the american education society

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

george goodburn is secretly mexican

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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