Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

^ That's not even funny ^

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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