what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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The cream, it is coming

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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