hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

I'm Coming

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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