a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

A black man walks out of a police station

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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