hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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