- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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