- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Wait! hundred billions!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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