- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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