- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

whats brown and sticky? Doody

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

black chicken. kfc

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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