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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Albino African Americans

There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What's the difference between a duck?

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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