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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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