What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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