- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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