- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

black chicken. kfc

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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