- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Chuck Norris.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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