- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Steve Jobs is alive.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Women's rights

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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