- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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