- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Eric is gay Ha

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