- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Jake. Walsh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

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I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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