Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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the WNBA.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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