what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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stinky boner

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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