- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Get on the boat.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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