- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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