- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Eric is gay Ha

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

. . I am a whale

Men's rights

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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