- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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