Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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Women's professional sports

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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