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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

[Set up] [No punch line]

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