- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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