what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why was the boy sad? Because his pet bird couldn't fly. Why couldn't the bird fly? Because it was dead.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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