- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Yellow People !!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

race-car = rac-ecar

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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