- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

It's all Taggart

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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