Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A man name Bill works 12 hours a day at a warehouse, almost everyday a week. It is a hard job but Bill does it to support his beautiful wife of many years. Bill thinks the long hard days are worth every moment he gets to spend with her. One night, after a hard day, he comes home to find another man in bed with his wife. Bill begins to sob and yell "I work 12 hours a day at a warehouse....." His wife yells back. "We already read this part, get to the punchline".

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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