What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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a blind man walks into a wall

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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