- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

AIDS

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Once upon a time a was born

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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