- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

There once was this guy and he fell down

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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