- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Fat? Jesse Z

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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