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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.