I'm homeless.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

what are you mike bibby?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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