Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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