Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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