- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Fat? Jesse Z

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