- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why do fat people commit suicide

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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