What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

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who else is on here?

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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