Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Fat? Jesse Z

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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