What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

womans rights...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why dont they make black forks

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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