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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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