How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Antijokes...

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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