- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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