- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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