- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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