- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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