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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

knock knock Goodbye

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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