- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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