- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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