- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Guy: Roses are red, violets are blue, you're beautiful and sexy too. Girl: Roses are red violets are blue, how many girls have you told that to? Guy:... Girl: Exactly.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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