- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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