- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

how man

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

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