Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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