Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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