- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

It's all Taggart

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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