- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

irish man drinking john smiths

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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