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What's the difference between a Lawyer and a hooker? Job description, income, and an incredibly large list of other things.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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no.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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