why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Here's a riddle... A cowboy rides into town on saturday, stays for three days, and leaves on saturday... How does he do it? Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... Well, you see he is a time bending magician who usually lives on a farm on Mars with his family of magicians. He is not really a cowboy but dresses like one to be like everyone else. He is heavily affected by peer pressure and has done a lot of dumb things just to impress his partners. His partners are big bullies and they have trouble being nice to Jimmy (The time-bending, space-living, cowboy-impersonating martian). His partners names are Bob and George. Oh right... I'm trailing off... OH... I'M DONE NOW...

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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