Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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