What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Neither have I

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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