A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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your life

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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