What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

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