I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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