- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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