Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Women's Rights

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

No it doesnt..

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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