- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

your so fat. your fat!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

What's big and messy? A big mess

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Whats black and gay? Obama

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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