how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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