WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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Jake. Walsh.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Anti Joke

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