- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Cancer

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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