- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

you will like this because i am black.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

my egg roll

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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