- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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