What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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where's mom I killed her

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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whatdumb and gay stewart price

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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