- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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