Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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