- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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