What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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