whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

women rights

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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