- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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