Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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