- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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