- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

How old are you? 7

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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