- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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