What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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i like it in the mouth

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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