What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Tunechi

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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