- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

How old are you? 7

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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