- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

What's 2+2? Fish

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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