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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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