There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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I read the terms of service.

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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