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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

12 in general

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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