Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

black chicken. kfc

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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