What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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A pope meets another one

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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