- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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