Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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