A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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