Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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My cat just died.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Hello

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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