How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Knock Knock.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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