My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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