Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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