A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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