Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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