Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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