What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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