Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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How old are you? 7

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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