What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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