A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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You are joking right?

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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a man was shot.... he died

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