- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Darude - Sandstorm

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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