why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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