A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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