- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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