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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!