Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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You idiot.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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