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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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