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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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