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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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