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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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