A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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