Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

So a bar walks into a man...

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why? Because.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

What does? 42

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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