- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Pain Olympics.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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