- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

A blind man walks into a library.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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