- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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