- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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