What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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Anti Joke

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