Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

Dyslexia ruels!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

I C U P White stuff

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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