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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam