Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Cripples are lame.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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