Roses are red Im adopted

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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