- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

womens rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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