A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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