how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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pobody's nerfect

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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