What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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An anti-joke

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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