How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What is big, hard, and bushy? My Penis. I lied about it being bushy.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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