What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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