- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red And heres something new Violets are violet They're not friggin blue

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

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