- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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