- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun and askes where the safe is then procedes to shoots 3 white men inside of it. Everyone thanks him for stopping the armed bank robbers and he lives out the rest of his life in happiness for he is a hardworking cop and risks his life to save others.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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