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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Death by kayak

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

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