Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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