- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

school homewrok

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

womens rights.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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