Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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