How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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if you don't like this you're gay

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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