- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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