- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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