A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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