What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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