- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

whats green and lives in the water

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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