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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

One, two, three, four and five

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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