Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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