Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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Jordan is pregant

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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