Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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well use a tissue!

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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