I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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FUCK YOU

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dat shoe shine tho

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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