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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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