- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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