Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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