- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

My cat just died.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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