Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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