- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

A cat playing laser tag.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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