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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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